RACHEL

“It s not that common, it doesn t happen to every guy and it is a big deal!”

“I don t want you to buy me a hat. I m saying I am a hat! It s a metaphor, Daddy!”

“Oh my God. I ve become my father. I ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn t see this coming.”

“Isn t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”

ROSS

“We were on a break!”

“You re over me? When were you ever… under me?”

“You ate my sandwich? My sandwich?”

“I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the sweat or my legs expanded from the heat. I can t put them back on!”

PHOEBE

“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it s not your faa-aa-ult.”

“Something s wrong with the left phalange!”

“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

“Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say... Mine s going to say: 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive. ”

MONICA

“OK, I m responsible, I m organised, but hey, I can be a kook.”

“Everyone knows the basic seven erogenous zones.”

“He told me about your apartment. And, well, I couldn t sleep thinking about it. So would it be OK if I cleaned it?”

“I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.”

CHANDLER

“I m Chandler, I make jokes when I m uncomfortable.”

“I m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“Oh I know, this must be so hard. 'Oh no, two women love me. They re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet s too small for my fifties. And my diamond shoes are too tight! ”

“Why yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”

JOEY

“How you doin ?”

“It s a 'moo point. It s like a cow s opinion; it doesn t matter. It s just moo.”

“Joey doesn t share food”

“Not just a hat rack, my friend.”

瑞秋（RACHEL）

“这事儿不常见，不是每个人都能遇上，这是件大事！”

“不，我不是要你给我买顶帽子。我说我是一顶帽子。这是比喻啦，爸爸！”

“哦，天哪！我变成了我爸爸那样的人。我一直努力不变成我妈妈那样，我却一点都没有发现我变得像我爸爸。”

“真是棒得面红耳赤！棒得有苦说不出！”

罗斯（ROSS）

“我们当时已经分手了！”

“你不爱我了？你什么时候……爱过我？”

“你吃了我的三明治？那是我的三明治！”

“我穿着这皮裤快热坏了，于是我就脱掉了。但是，要么是这裤子吸收了汗收缩了，要么就是我的腿遇热膨胀，总之我穿不上这裤子了！”

菲比（PHOEBE）

“臭臭猫，臭臭猫，他们都喂你吃什么？臭臭猫，臭臭猫，这不是你的错。”

“我的左趾骨有毛病！”

“我即将有场演出，如果你想要收到相关的电子邮件，那就请给我钱，好让我买台电脑吧。”

“你的墓碑上可以刻上你所想要说的…而我的墓碑上会刻着： 菲比 布菲，被活埋。 ”

莫妮卡（MONICA）

“好吧，我来负责，我来组织。嘿，那么做我就是傻子。”

“每个人都知道七个基本的性感带。”

“他跟我说起你的公寓。还有，嗯，我整夜都想着你的公寓，睡不着觉。所以，能不能让我把它打扫干净了？”

“呃，根据计划，我把你的裸体时间被安排在晚上11点。”

钱德勒（CHANDLER）

“我叫钱德勒，我总是在自己难受的时候制造笑话。”

“我不大擅于提建议。我能说个讽刺意味的评论吗？你有兴趣吗？”

“哦，我知道，要接受这点很困难。 哦，不，两个女人同时爱上了我。她们都很漂亮，很性感。我的钱包装不下那么多硬币了，还有我的水晶鞋太紧了！ ”

“为什么是呢，罗斯。只要压我的第三个乳头，就会开启了仙境之门。”

乔伊（JOEY）

“小妞，你好吗？”

“就是 哞 一样。就像是牛说出来的意见嘛，浑身没关系。就是哞。”

“乔伊不分享食物。”

“这不仅仅是一个衣帽架，我的朋友。”